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brothasoul:

My birthday present to Alex Kralie.

It’s an angry folk song.

About him.

h e l p

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crazyincongregations:

thankyousirmayihaveanother:

whoreorterrors:

crazyincongregations:

omeganhipster:

thehotesttaco:

captain-innit:

wellthatsjustprime:

whoreorterrors:

thankyousirmayihaveanother:

crazyincongregations:

whoreorterrors:

iamjayse:

thankyousirmayihaveanother:

bethosaurus:

iamjayse:

crazyincongregations:

iamjayse:

crazyincongregations:

will-you-boy-how:

what the fuck is marble hornets

Marble Hornets is a miasma of incandescent plasma.

Marble Hornets is everything that ever was and everything that ever will be. 

Marble Hornets is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.

Marble Hornets is crystal meth. 

Marble Hornets is someone dying while having an MRI scan.

Marble Hornets is the pink gooey substance actually used in McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets.

Marble Hornets is Hank Green.

Marble Hornets is what a toaster toasts.

Marble Hornets is a tributary of the Minnesota River, 107 miles (173 km) long, in southwestern Minnesota in the United States. 

Marble Hornets is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

Marble Hornets is the lead actor in the hit NBC show Community.

Marble Hornets is made from natural light. If you rubbed your cheek against it, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don’t actually do it.

Marble Hornets is like…Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff

Marble Hornets is like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict

I don’t know about Marble Hornets, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant. 

Even better news, Marble Hornets is battery powered

One day you’ll see Marble Hornets and another you won’t. It doesn’t like being tied down—and of course it has other countries to attend to. It’s quite all right. It’ll often drop in. Only you mustn’t press Marble Hornets. It’s wild, you know. Not like a tame lion.

We were somewhere around Marble Hornets, on the edge of the burned-down doctor’s office, when the drugs began to take hold.

Marble Hornets…the sacred triangle…it is a balance that weighs the three forces: Murderous Film Student, Masked Psychopath, and Oblivious Uploader.

Marble Hornets escaped my fingers and began to sparkle brightly and spirited away, unlocking alien memories of spiraling red towers and endless forests, and impossible geometry.

About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Marble Hornets was a student film. Second, there was a part of it- and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that was like four balls balanced on the edge of a cliff. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.

Favorite MH caps - Entry #7

Brian Laughing Alone With Slender Man

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captain-innit:

Merbl Hernts 54 : OH SHIT

REASONS

spookytango:

so like

Alex gave Tim a camera to keep him out his hair

so was Tim like that really annoying friend that you like but

you’re trying to do something and they’re all like “hey what’re you doing?” “how’s that work?” “what’s that button do?”

so Alex was all “look here is a camera go, uh, film behind the scenes footage, it’s really important you do that for me okay”

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bethosaurus:

crazyincongregations:

skralexkralie:

Guess

what’s

b-b-b-b-battery battery battery

power-power-power-eeeeeered

NEEEEEEEEEEOW DOOOOM VWARP VWARP ZEEEEOW MGABEEEEOW WUB WUB WUB VEEEOOOR NEEEEEEEWR

always reblog Skralex Kralie

THIS FANDOM IS THE BEST FANDOM

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